Disclaimer- This post is not related to LOVE which you might expect from Mr. Dream Teamo. So if looking for it, readers are requested to leave and come again sometime later.
This Post has been written in completely INSANE -cum- HALF DRUNK state of mind!!
All the remarks made are PURELY INTENTIONAL!!
From my terribly long absence of the blog - My loyal reader, since you are smart and intelligent (if in case, Just like Me!!...:P..:P) , I am assuming( or rather hoping) that you might have guessed how much busy my last month would have kept me!! SOP's, Recommendations, Training Letters,....BLAH BLAH BLAH...!! But None of them have shown a positive outcome yet..!!
I'm not just POINTING my college for that BUT BLAMING IT (IN ALL MY SENSES!!), since it is the only place in my life where everyday I go, put my ASS on smutted benches, watch my Profs. teaching themselves ( for, I rarely understand any word said by them and I NEVER WILL- you must APPRECIATE my CONFIDENCE here..:P..:P). Wondering in la-la land of what I'm gonna do in the coming months of life. What its gonna have in its packet for me?? A year left in my graduation, parents say " Beta, Its High time , you should focus on your subjects and show a concern for your poor marks". Well ,I would like to bring to attention all my readers that, "We students are fooled right from our X-class .Then Teacher said," Beta Padh lo, 10th ke baad to aish hi aish h...!!"
((And Now also they preach the same" Beta padh lo, College ke baad toh aish hi aish h."))
No "AISH - VAISH" happened, and then came gigantic barricade IIT-JEE - The most sane Exam of the insane world which requires sheer efforts and Brain storming hard work, unless you belong to the contemporaries of Einstein,Newton and few other of the same genre. Again the lesson and Prescriptions of clearing Boards and Competitive exams took the scene and we are trolled again.!!...:(
Thereafter, the Most awaited period of any teenager-The College life started-(The tenure in which one sees his life transformed from heaven- to -hell in just few months**)
**Depends on number of authorities participating in screwing in you/Number of pangas you haven taken in the college!!..:P..:P
It is something which is as seen from outside the College gate seems most fascinating-cum-alluring place, but when seen from inside--- SHORT-CUT TO THE VICIOUS HELL!!! ;Unless you 've friends like Mr Sapient and Mr Cognizant, two special persons in particular and many other who hold exceptional place deep in my heart.
And Thus it is proved that College shows Dual nature following Einstein's Theory of Relativity and Debrogile's Principle!! ..:P..:P..:P
Trolled Again!!!!
-Mr Dream Teamo